ME: *blows nose*

BEAR: *blows raspberry*

ME: *blows nose*

BEAR: *blows raspberry*

ME: *blows nose*

BEAR: *blows raspberry*

ME: Sometimes I think you're mocking me.

BEAR: *laughs*

ME: Do you find my pain amusing?

BEAR: *does "so big" arms*

ME: Well, I'm glad someone's enjoying themselves, anyway.

I'm going to my room, where I may die. And then you will all be sorry! *flounce*

So this weekend, instead of going on a mini road trip with my sister to see family and friends, I spent a few days in bed with my husband, but not in a fun way because we were both busy throwing up due to what we think was salmonella. We were both much better by Sunday, however I came down with my fourth head cold in six months that same day, so my ( Read more... )

The next living thing that pukes on me/my bed/the floor where I walk? Is going to regret it.

This message brought to you by my son and both of my cats.

(Also? The kid caught his second case of the sniffles and now both Mr. Bill and I have been infected. Again. Why, God, why?)

I have another cold. Life is so unfair. Apparently having a child trashed my immune system, or maybe I'm just expending so much energy taking care of him that I have none left to fight every random cold virus that comes along. At any rate, I kind of hate everything right now ( Read more... )

Bad News: I am still sick. *blows nose*

Good News: I just managed to give the kid a bath without him pooping in the water even once. *victory pump*

Yes, my life really is this exciting. You're jealous, aren't you? Don't lie, I know you are.

You guys, I think I'm catching a cold! Graah! No fever or any of that, so I don't think I need to worry that I'm succumbing to either swine flu or the original flavor flu, but I woke up with a sore throat this morning, which is usually how the garden variety cold virus kicks off with me ( Read more... )

You know what would have been awesome? If the uncontrollable nesting impulse could have hit when it was supposed to, i.e. during my pregnancy. As opposed to after the pregnancy, when I'm under doctor's orders to rest and be very calm lest my blood pressure do scary things ( Read more... )

Hi, it's actually me posting this time instead of Mr. Bill. Just wanted to let everyone know that we were finally allowed to go home today. Bear is fine and healthy and shows no signs of problems due to being born early. He's small because of the preeclampsia, and we're keeping a watchful eye on him in case he develops jaundice, but he's a perfect ( Read more... )

ME: Well, that concludes Week Twelve of the pregnancy. We should start keeping food down easier and feeling better any day now.

MYSELF: We're never going to get better.

ME: What are you talking about? Of course we're going to get better.

MYSELF: Nope. We will always be sick. We've always been sick ( Read more... )